If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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