Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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