love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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