so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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