help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
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