All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
MIDGETS
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I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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