Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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