He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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