I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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