school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
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