All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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