Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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