Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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