Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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