Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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