omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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