He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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