I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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