It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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