The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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