walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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