It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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