My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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