Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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