If i come over, it means nothing
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
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