She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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