Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Im part way to drunk.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
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