Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
Randomize
