I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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