She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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