His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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