it was like his penis was on wheels.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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