We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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