We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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