For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
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