Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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