He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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