is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Fuck appropriateness.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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