so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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