Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
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