i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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