This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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