why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
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