it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
what day is it and did you see me today?
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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