So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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