I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Randomize
