Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I could fuck to npr.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
