I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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