so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
