Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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