Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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