After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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